Check 1:
Last Thursday, a group of friends trucked up to Round Rock for an Express game. We drank cheap beer in the parking lot, ate some hot dogs, and watched a minimal amount of baseball.
Good story: Apparently yelling "Keep running you dumb ass" at a player who has ample time to run from second to third is inappropriate. Parents covered their childrens ears and loads of people turned to stare.
Check 2:
To celebrate Tuesday's "cooler weather," we went to Tiniest Bar in Texas. Right after we got there trivia began. We won. The prize? 1 pint of beer for the winning team each round... to share. There were 5 of us.
Good story: We noticed a player on another team playing with her iPhone. We asked if she was cheating and she firmly said, "No. I promise I'm not cheating. I'll show you what I'm looking at. I'm looking up how to spell potato!" Hmmm, guess our competition wasn't very stiff.
Check 3:
On the way home from Tiniest Bar, we stopped at La Mexicana Bakery. Melt in your mouth breakfast tacos for $1.30. Did I mention they are 24/7.
Good story: Did I mention $1.30 breakfast tacos that happen to be delicious?
Oh you are getting some good stories! I've lived here two and a half years and haven't done any of those three things... maybe it's time I get out more?
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